Luxury Food Enthusiast Pillows

"What's upscale today, Joey?"

Cat having caviar on biscuits

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"We'd like the roasted homework for two. And fetch us a bottle of your finest toilet water."

"Regular service or affected?"

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Haute Chinese

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

Join me for dinner?

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

'What wine goes with enormous expense account?.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Champagne Charlie.

'Pass the grey stuff.'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'