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Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

Baroque Peacock

"An everything Martini, please."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"I'm unable to process this image."

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"Habanero ..."

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'Have you been using that Hairy Bikers cookbook again'

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

'It's an acquired taste!'

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

Access Denied!

Roadkill Restaurant

The car showroom

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

"Yes, our drinks are very expensive, but that includes your cab fare home."

"I'm all for the internet of things - but I hate pop-up ads."

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'