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"Baldo, we are not buying all of this!"

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

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"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

"I think Tia Carmen has found her dream pot."

"We're out of empanadas!"

Spaghetto

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

'You order the jumbo combo?'

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

Go large or go home!

'Frankly, the diet I'm putting you on will include things that you probably wouldn't consider 'food' as such.'

'Joe's Junk Food.' 'At least he's honest.'

"Keep it open."

Wall Street bull

"Objection overruled. Just eat it."

"This is a green vegetable, Mom. You wouldn't want me to break a new year's resolution, would you?"

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'Care for anything else? Perhaps a breakfast menu?'

"I'd like the spaghetti surprise."

Bulk School Mince.

"Then it came to me - why should there be an upper limit for pasta size?"

' Now there's a bad case of megabytes!'

"I don't understand my mom! She packed me two lunches like I'm the world's biggest eater!"

I Ate New York.

"Do I smell eggs, pork chops, toasted bread and cafe con leche?"

"Papi, more Hispanic kids than ever before now live in poverty."