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"Baldo, we are not buying all of this!"

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

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"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

"I think Tia Carmen has found her dream pot."

"We're out of empanadas!"

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

Spaghetto

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

'You order the jumbo combo?'

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

Go large or go home!

'Frankly, the diet I'm putting you on will include things that you probably wouldn't consider 'food' as such.'

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

'Joe's Junk Food.' 'At least he's honest.'

"Keep it open."

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"This is a green vegetable, Mom. You wouldn't want me to break a new year's resolution, would you?"

"Then it came to me - why should there be an upper limit for pasta size?"

Bulk School Mince.

'Care for anything else? Perhaps a breakfast menu?'

"I'd like the spaghetti surprise."

' Now there's a bad case of megabytes!'

"I don't understand my mom! She packed me two lunches like I'm the world's biggest eater!"

"Do I smell eggs, pork chops, toasted bread and cafe con leche?"

"Papi, more Hispanic kids than ever before now live in poverty."

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