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'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

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'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

"We're out of empanadas!"

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

"So dude, how much ahve you saved up from your job?"

"Still workin' on that, sir?"

"I think Tia Carmen has found her dream pot."

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

'The health plate is low in sodium, cholesterol, and sugar -- the downside is that it's high in styrofoam.'

'You order the jumbo combo?'

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

Go large or go home!

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

"Keep it open."

You should have come earlier, sir -- we're all out of worms.

Waiter: 'Your Chicken wings Ma'am.'

'My doctor said I'm digging my own grave with a spoon and fork. It'll take longer if I use only a fork.'

'What's this rumor I hear, that they're putting saltpeter in Meals-On-Wheels!'

'May I caution that the term 'Happy meal' refers to the meal itself rather than to any effect it may have.'

"So, that's twenty seven breakfast rolls, sixteen bacon sandwiches. . ."

'I'm having these sausages carbon dated.'

'Care for anything else? Perhaps a breakfast menu?'