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'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

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"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

"Still workin' on that, sir?"

"So dude, how much ahve you saved up from your job?"

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

"I think Tia Carmen has found her dream pot."

"We're out of empanadas!"

'The health plate is low in sodium, cholesterol, and sugar -- the downside is that it's high in styrofoam.'

'You order the jumbo combo?'

Go large or go home!

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

Waiter: 'Your Chicken wings Ma'am.'

"Keep it open."

'My doctor said I'm digging my own grave with a spoon and fork. It'll take longer if I use only a fork.'

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

'What's this rumor I hear, that they're putting saltpeter in Meals-On-Wheels!'

'May I caution that the term 'Happy meal' refers to the meal itself rather than to any effect it may have.'

"So, that's twenty seven breakfast rolls, sixteen bacon sandwiches. . ."

"The last thing I remember is telling my kids that it would probably shock me if they all stopped texting long enough to eat dinner."

'Care for anything else? Perhaps a breakfast menu?'

This time, Eddie was going to pay for this.