Big Eater T-Shirts

' Now there's a bad case of megabytes!'

'You order the jumbo combo?'

'Care for anything else? Perhaps a breakfast menu?'

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

"Do I smell eggs, pork chops, toasted bread and cafe con leche?"

Go large or go home!

All-Day Breakfast

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Peas on Earth.

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

"Pizza for one - and your extra large is on the way."

"We're out of empanadas!"

"So dude, how much ahve you saved up from your job?"

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

"I think Tia Carmen has found her dream pot."

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"Anything to accompany a stale marriage?"

'Don't eat so fast.' 'I want to finish before I lose my appetite.'

"Keep it open."

Hot Lasagna Transport

"Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist."

"So, that's twenty seven breakfast rolls, sixteen bacon sandwiches. . ."

Bsnsm's Lnch

"I don't understand my mom! She packed me two lunches like I'm the world's biggest eater!"

"I don't see your point. I'm vegan, I expect veggies, and if they don't cater to my wants they're getting zero stars."

"Papi, more Hispanic kids than ever before now live in poverty."

"Baldo, we are not buying all of this!"

The World's Longest Sandwich.