Big Eater Champion T-Shirts

"I don't understand my mom! She packed me two lunches like I'm the world's biggest eater!"

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

All-Day Breakfast

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Peas on Earth.

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

“Children hate me.”

"Pizza for one - and your extra large is on the way."

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

"So dude, how much ahve you saved up from your job?"

"We're out of empanadas!"

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

'You order the jumbo combo?'

Go large or go home!

'No, I'm not wearing high heels. I look taller because the minimum wage will increase and now I can stand taller.'

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those of humongous new cruise ships.

"Order's up -- One grass-fed free-range peanut butter and jelly dinosaur sandwich."

"I'll have the artist's lunch, if there is such."

Bear in hotdog eating contest.

A thanksgiving dinner in a boxing ring

"Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist."

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

Hot Lasagna Transport

"If you kids must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup."

"So, that's twenty seven breakfast rolls, sixteen bacon sandwiches. . ."

'Care for anything else? Perhaps a breakfast menu?'

Lover's Leap.