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"We're out of empanadas!"

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

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Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

"Pizza for one - and your extra large is on the way."

Well, O.K., so you found fast food, but what's the hurry?

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

Access Denied!

Starfish doing the wave.

"So dude, how much ahve you saved up from your job?"

"I think Tia Carmen has found her dream pot."

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

Greta Thunberg wins German TV prize...

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

'You order the jumbo combo?'

Go large or go home!

"Suddenly the idea of becoming a vegetarian sounds very romantic."

"Keep it open."

"I'll have the artist's lunch, if there is such."

"Order's up -- One grass-fed free-range peanut butter and jelly dinosaur sandwich."

'The flowers look good.'

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

"No! No! I said 'virgin', NOT 'vegan' !"

Hot Lasagna Transport

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

"My parents are extreme vegans. I'm not allowed to have a piggy bank."

"Without social media how would everyone know that I was vegan?"

"I don't know about you but a plant based diet makes me fart."

"Never marry a vegan. They're prone to tempeh tantrums."

Bsnsm's Lnch

"Baldo, don't tell me that's what you're having for lunch."

'Care for anything else? Perhaps a breakfast menu?'

"I'd like the spaghetti surprise."