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'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

All-Day Breakfast

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

*=Hotdog

"Pizza for one - and your extra large is on the way."

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

"We're out of empanadas!"

"So dude, how much ahve you saved up from your job?"

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

"I think Tia Carmen has found her dream pot."

'You order the jumbo combo?'

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

Go large or go home!

"Keep it open."

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

'Joe's Junk Food.' 'At least he's honest.'

The good and bad news for the species is we have less fat than beef.

'I love the simplicity of this place!'

'Could I have a look at your childrens menu? It's only my inner child that's hungry!'

Hot Lasagna Transport

"So, that's twenty seven breakfast rolls, sixteen bacon sandwiches. . ."

'In case of spare food please break glass'

"Let's get the ball."

'Care for anything else? Perhaps a breakfast menu?'

For twenty years Harold had been a devoted vegetarian, but then one day...

"I don't understand my mom! She packed me two lunches like I'm the world's biggest eater!"

' Now there's a bad case of megabytes!'

Three square meals a day.

"Do I smell eggs, pork chops, toasted bread and cafe con leche?"