Big Eater's Buddy Pillows

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

All-Day Breakfast

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

"Pizza for one - and your extra large is on the way."

"We're out of empanadas!"

"I think Tia Carmen has found her dream pot."

"So dude, how much ahve you saved up from your job?"

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

What can I get you? Coffee? Tea? Sandwich? The mackerel mocha sounds lovely. What's in it? The usual. Chocolate. Soy milk. Mackerel. Yes, but is the mackerel farm-raised or from the sea? Ocean. Atlantic? Pacific? Indian? Arctic? Antarctic? I'm not sure. Oh. Ok ... well what's the mackerel's mercury content? Negligible, I'm sure. Ok. Was it exposed to any chlorine? Or copper sulphate? Or malathion? Was it treated with kindness? Was it read stories and sung to before bedtime? Yes. Never mind, it s

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

'You order the jumbo combo?'

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

Go large or go home!

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

'Joe's Junk Food.' 'At least he's honest.'

"Keep it open."

The good and bad news for the species is we have less fat than beef.

'I love the simplicity of this place!'

'Could I have a look at your childrens menu? It's only my inner child that's hungry!'

"So, that's twenty seven breakfast rolls, sixteen bacon sandwiches. . ."

Hot Lasagna Transport

"Let's get the ball."

For twenty years Harold had been a devoted vegetarian, but then one day...

'In case of spare food please break glass'

'Care for anything else? Perhaps a breakfast menu?'

"I don't understand my mom! She packed me two lunches like I'm the world's biggest eater!"

' Now there's a bad case of megabytes!'

Three square meals a day.

"Do I smell eggs, pork chops, toasted bread and cafe con leche?"