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The World's Longest Sandwich.

'Your French dip, sir.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Fast food. Even faster food

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

View to the Future

'What clan do you belong to?'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.