Big Food Lover Mugs

The World's Longest Sandwich.

'Your French dip, sir.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Fast food. Even faster food

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

View to the Future

'What clan do you belong to?'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Menu Dating

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'