Giant Meal Enthusiast Mugs

"I think Tia Carmen has found her dream pot."

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

All-Day Breakfast

"They know me here."

The Aisle

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

"Still workin' on that, sir?"

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

'You order the jumbo combo?'

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

Go large or go home!

The Master chef had produced his masterpiece... a monster Danish pastry!

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

Waiter: 'Your Chicken wings Ma'am.'

"Keep it open."

'I think he wants you to pull his finger.'

'My doctor said I'm digging my own grave with a spoon and fork. It'll take longer if I use only a fork.'

'What's this rumor I hear, that they're putting saltpeter in Meals-On-Wheels!'

"Okay, so what do we add?"

The attack of the fifty foot chicken.

'May I caution that the term 'Happy meal' refers to the meal itself rather than to any effect it may have.'

Hot Lasagna Transport

'Care for anything else? Perhaps a breakfast menu?'