Giant Meal Enthusiast Prints

"I think Tia Carmen has found her dream pot."

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

All-Day Breakfast

"They know me here."

The Aisle

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

"Still workin' on that, sir?"

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

'You order the jumbo combo?'

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

Go large or go home!

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

The Master chef had produced his masterpiece... a monster Danish pastry!

Waiter: 'Your Chicken wings Ma'am.'

"Keep it open."

'My doctor said I'm digging my own grave with a spoon and fork. It'll take longer if I use only a fork.'

'I think he wants you to pull his finger.'

'What's this rumor I hear, that they're putting saltpeter in Meals-On-Wheels!'

"Okay, so what do we add?"

'May I caution that the term 'Happy meal' refers to the meal itself rather than to any effect it may have.'

Hot Lasagna Transport

The attack of the fifty foot chicken.

'Care for anything else? Perhaps a breakfast menu?'

"The last thing I remember is telling my kids that it would probably shock me if they all stopped texting long enough to eat dinner."