Giant Vegetable Enthusiasts Prints

'You weigh 74 Kilogrammes, and the marrow weighs 75 kg!'

Allotment

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

See you at the farmers market!

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

Vegetarian Birthdays.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Onion Tears

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Rap-scallions

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

Pea

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Avocado Timeline

'Needs more kale.'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"