Giant Vegetable Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'You weigh 74 Kilogrammes, and the marrow weighs 75 kg!'

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'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

See you at the farmers market!

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

Onion Tears

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Rap-scallions

Pea

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Avocado Timeline

'Needs more kale.'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"