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"Just one I'd like to see a menu."

Save the bacon,

'Our wellness special is the regular double cheeseburger, with only half the fires.'

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

'Will the gentleman prefer his mouse well-done, or will he be playing with it first?'

Grannys Country Kitchen

"I'll have the homework special."

"We have huge dinners and sometimes run out of food so we need to know what stores will be open on Thanksgiving Day."

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"It's my emotional support animal."

'Please listen carefully. As our menu has changed for Asian fried rice. press one. For Indian umplings, press two. For Tandoori chicken press three...'

Number 6 did it.

"I am your French cousin, Miss Fry."

"Well, I don't think it is your constitutional right to interrupt my dinner with a sales call."

'These ones cost a fortune.'

'I think it's time to clean out the refrigerator.'

'Don't give up hope - Anthony Bourdain is bound to show up sooner or later.'

Oven Ready: May Contain Traces of Unicorn

'The telly's full to bursting with these food shows!'

Danish Daredevil

Menu: Cock...

Food Pyramid

Wait - no one brought drinks?

They get together, feel sorry for themselves, and eat a spreadable meat concoction. It's a pit, pate party!

"The Count of Monte Crisco"

"...and, of course, the chicken is free range."

Counting ribs

'Your French dip, sir.'

"You're the lid to my pot."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.