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"I had to bite him once, but now I always get a great table."

'Your French dip, sir.'

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Party Animals.

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

Important Food Groups

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Kitchen Kapers

"Fresh pepper?"

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Benihana style of cooking.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

The Streets - Night

Burnt or Raw?

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"What did Jesus order?"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.