Big Eaters T-Shirts

"Papi, more Hispanic kids than ever before now live in poverty."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

All-Day Breakfast

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

Peas on Earth.

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

"Pizza for one - and your extra large is on the way."

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

'You're talking three million, ballpark

"We're out of empanadas!"

"So dude, how much ahve you saved up from your job?"

"I think Tia Carmen has found her dream pot."

'You order the jumbo combo?'

"No more ice cream cakes."

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

Go large or go home!

"It's not a coupons. It's a printout from your health insurer warning you to cut back on the carbs."

Two sharks are following some 'carrot fish' - 'I don't care if they're good for my eyesight... I'm not eating a carrot fish!'

'I warned you to stop snarfing down the free samples!'

Bear in hotdog eating contest.

"Keep it open."

'Don't eat so fast.' 'I want to finish before I lose my appetite.'

"I workout so I don't have to eat kale."

"Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist."

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"So, that's twenty seven breakfast rolls, sixteen bacon sandwiches. . ."

The buck stops here. However, ultimately it gets passed on to activist stockholders who want to run the show.

"Baldo, don't tell me that's what you're having for lunch."