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"Keep it open."

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Church Basement Foodie

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

Building a gingerbread house

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

"Pizza for one - and your extra large is on the way."

Devilled Eggs

"I think Tia Carmen has found her dream pot."

Kitchen - Sign reads 'Out of Hors D'Oeuvres.'

'Hors-D'oeuvre, Madam?'

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

"Leftovers"

The four major food groups.

'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.'

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"How do you want your slice - with or without a ballerina?"

"I tasted them all to make sure they're good."

'Of course your stomach's upset after a big dinner. No pain, no gain.'

Fine candies: Healthy eating is our no. '6' concern.

'You're lucky she didn't press charges. Never touch a woman eating ice cream.'

'. . .fault that we've sold out of your favourite fruit cake!'

"My papi says never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. 10 paletas please!"

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

Bear in hotdog eating contest.

'Give me your hand... I ran out of cones.'

"You'll love it. Quality gingerbread construction and the neighborhood is full of children."

'I don't suppose you'd trade some of that devil's food cake for a couple of dog biscuits, would you?'

"Keep it open."

'I told you Memet the west wouldn't realise that these centrifuges make the best aniseed balls we will take over the world production!'