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A New Test.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

La Table

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Advocado

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Sitting in a tree

Beer Stall

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Valentine Day

Happy thoughts

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

Table Of The Elephants

Love Birds love just being together

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'Malty tasking.'

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

Choice hellhole