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The four major food groups.

Devilled Eggs

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

'It's nice to have appetizers before dinner.'

Kitchen - Sign reads 'Out of Hors D'Oeuvres.'

'Hors-D'oeuvre, Madam?'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Rage.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Love is when you watch television together.

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

Sheltering in place.

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Goal!"