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Alison's appetite was legendary.....

'I sent out for everything.'

Love

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Sharp Eyes

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

Devilled Eggs

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

Funny Farm

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

'Hors-D'oeuvre, Madam?'

"We're out of empanadas!"

Kitchen - Sign reads 'Out of Hors D'Oeuvres.'

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

"Leftovers"

The four major food groups.

Food sign on the mountain.

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

Bread Stall

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

Where 'Beef Jerky' comes from.

Bear in hotdog eating contest.

Catfishing.

"I'm eating for two-for me and the me who is on a diet."

'Yes, we did the usual Amsterdam tourist route - canals and all. I'm sorry - did I say something to upset you?'

'It's nice to have appetizers before dinner.'

Having an open mind is not to be confused with a hole in the head.

All You Can Eat - Pig Being Escorted Off The Premises.

Hear no evil. See no evil. Speak no evil.

"Oy vey"

Two stalls at the village fete: Kisses £5.00 and Latest gossip £2.50