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Alison's appetite was legendary.....

'I sent out for everything.'

Love

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Sharp Eyes

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

Funny Farm

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

Devilled Eggs

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

Kitchen - Sign reads 'Out of Hors D'Oeuvres.'

"Leftovers"

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

"We're out of empanadas!"

'Hors-D'oeuvre, Madam?'

The four major food groups.

Food sign on the mountain.

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

Where 'Beef Jerky' comes from.

Bear in hotdog eating contest.

Catfishing.

Bread Stall

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

"I'm eating for two-for me and the me who is on a diet."

'Yes, we did the usual Amsterdam tourist route - canals and all. I'm sorry - did I say something to upset you?'

'It's nice to have appetizers before dinner.'

Having an open mind is not to be confused with a hole in the head.

Tall man has a tall menu, whilst a small woman has a small menu.

Hear no evil. See no evil. Speak no evil.

"Oy vey"

Two stalls at the village fete: Kisses £5.00 and Latest gossip £2.50

I don't care if you are top or bottom, you've got my head spinning upside-down!