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'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

Food sign on the mountain.

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

La Table

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Your lobster was off!

Too much cilantro

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

I love Cannelloni

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

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