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'It's okay, I plan to hibernate for the rest of the winter.'

All You Can Eat - Pig Being Escorted Off The Premises.

Big Eater

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Garlic Free Zone.

Holiday Supplies

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"I'm unable to process this image."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Platter confusion.

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"