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Garlic Free Zone.

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

Try to guess the continent dining...

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Before/After

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Pizza Tower Bridge

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Tzatzikicicle

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

"They know me here."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

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Anti-inflammation recipes

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."