Eating Adventurer Prints

Garlic Free Zone.

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

Try to guess the continent dining...

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Before/After

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

Tzatzikicicle

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Anti-inflammation recipes

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

Pizza Tower Bridge

"They know me here."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

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Happy hour.