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"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The wonderful world of cheese.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Garlic Free Zone.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

American style Greek cafe.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"I'm unable to process this image."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"Habanero ..."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Picasso

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

'Have you been using that Hairy Bikers cookbook again'

'It's an acquired taste!'

Roadkill Restaurant

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

Devilled Eggs

Kitchen - Sign reads 'Out of Hors D'Oeuvres.'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"