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"I'm eating for two-for me and the me who is on a diet."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Garlic Free Zone.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"I'm unable to process this image."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"Habanero ..."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

Picasso

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

Roadkill Restaurant

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

'It's an acquired taste!'

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

'Have you been using that Hairy Bikers cookbook again'

"Leftovers"

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

"I'm all for the internet of things - but I hate pop-up ads."

"...And just what is wrong with deviled ham and deviled eggs?"

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

Ordinarily I'd suggest we'd talk our way out...If only we weren't so God damn tasty!