Appetite Adventurers Gifts

"I'm eating for two-for me and the me who is on a diet."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Garlic Free Zone.

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

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"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"Habanero ..."

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Picasso

"Tastes great, less killing!"

Roadkill Restaurant

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

'It's an acquired taste!'

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

"I'm all for the internet of things - but I hate pop-up ads."

Ordinarily I'd suggest we'd talk our way out...If only we weren't so God damn tasty!

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

"...And just what is wrong with deviled ham and deviled eggs?"

"Leftovers"