Appetite Explorer Gifts

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

Food sign on the mountain.

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

La Table

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Your lobster was off!

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Too much cilantro

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

I love Cannelloni

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

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