Big Appetite Explorer Gifts

"Pizza for one - and your extra large is on the way."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

La Table

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Garlic Free Zone.

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

All-Day Breakfast

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'How was the squid?'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

Nutritional Supplements.

"And how is the 'medium' salmon you had me overcook?!"

Access Denied!

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

'My French is not so good.'

Roadkill Restaurant