Ambitious Eater Gifts

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Garlic Free Zone.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

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Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"Habanero ..."

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

Access Denied!

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Roadkill Restaurant

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

'It's an acquired taste!'

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

'What wine goes well with red meat?'

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

Spaghetto

Ordinarily I'd suggest we'd talk our way out...If only we weren't so God damn tasty!

"I'm all for the internet of things - but I hate pop-up ads."

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."