Ambitious Eater Mugs

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Garlic Free Zone.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"Habanero ..."

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

'Have you been using that Hairy Bikers cookbook again'

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Access Denied!

'It's an acquired taste!'

Roadkill Restaurant

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

*Not suitable for those with an allergy to consciousness expansion

I won! I finished my pizza first! Want to make it two out of three?

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

'What wine goes well with red meat?'

"I'm all for the internet of things - but I hate pop-up ads."

Ordinarily I'd suggest we'd talk our way out...If only we weren't so God damn tasty!

Spaghetto