Imaginative Eater Gifts

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

"I'd like the spaghetti surprise."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Children's Feast.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

Access Denied!

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

Salvador Deli

Spaghetto

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

Soup on a stick

Comment on food.

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

'Frankly, the diet I'm putting you on will include things that you probably wouldn't consider 'food' as such.'

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

"I'll have the artist's lunch, if there is such."

"Order's up -- One grass-fed free-range peanut butter and jelly dinosaur sandwich."

How to sell healthy food...

"How about an apple split for a change?"