Big Appetite Explorer Pillows

"Pizza for one - and your extra large is on the way."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

La Table

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Garlic Free Zone.

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

All-Day Breakfast

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

'How was the squid?'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

Nutritional Supplements.

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

"Sauted lard, please."

Roadkill Restaurant

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

"A number of items on that menu are consistently chosen by an overwhelming majority of the American people."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

Access Denied!

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

"And how is the 'medium' salmon you had me overcook?!"