Big Appetite Humorist Pillows

"Baldo, don't tell me that's what you're having for lunch."

Honest Vending

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

"Pizza for one - and your extra large is on the way."

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

"I feel like I can't trust myself around food."

'No, I don't have a favorite. Dung is dung.'

The mushroom pickers

The Puffin Restaurant: Today's special - regurgitated sand eels

Those who bought my cookbook with the transposed pages will get a refund. Those who actually enjoy Lobster Alfredo a la mode - bon app

Holy Pizza

House of Beans.

"Keep it open."

"I no longer have the intestinal fortitude for street food."

'You go ahead. I just don't feel like drinking this afternoon ...'

Bear in hotdog eating contest.

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away...can it be a candy apple?"

Man eating a bad oyster

'No dinner for me mum. I don't want to spoil my appetite for in between meal, snacks.'

'Burberry cushioning, very nice.'

"That was the last of the O-negative."

FOOD TENDED TO GO DIRECTLY TO EMILY'S EARS....

'His snacks and his meals are beginning to OVERLAP!'

One day Mike and a handful of other termites happened upon a turkey sandwich,,, after that it was pretty hard to go back to wood,

"I'm one of those vegetarians who eat meat."

Salt flats - 100mi. Low sodium salt flats - 150mi.

"I ate here daily, until I found out it's his name."

"How's your Blackforest gateau Sir?"

Cuisine on a stick