"Baldo, don't tell me that's what you're having for lunch."
Big Appetite Humorist Gifts
Looking for a gift for the big appetite humorist in your life? Our collection brings together witty, funny items that celebrate a love for food and a hearty sense of humor. Whether they love to laugh about large portions or just have an appetite for life, these products will bring a smile to their face. Ideal for birthdays, special occasions, or just because, these gifts make every mealtime or humor break a little more fun.
Honest Vending
'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'
What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.
Supermarket Warehouse. At night, with just security here, the products sing classic karaoke. The orange juice is belting Elvis'"All Shook Up." Peanut butter and jelly performed a duet of "Love Will Keep Us Together." children's breakfast cereal sang "Sugar, Sugar." And sriracha sauce did a rendition of "Great Balls of Fire"! What song will the ground beef choose? Jimmy Buffett's "Cheeseburger in Paradise," of course!
"I've had enough sweets for one day."
I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.
'In case of emergency, break glass.'
"Pizza for one - and your extra large is on the way."
Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture
"I feel like I can't trust myself around food."
The mushroom pickers
'No, I don't have a favorite. Dung is dung.'
Those who bought my cookbook with the transposed pages will get a refund. Those who actually enjoy Lobster Alfredo a la mode - bon app
The Puffin Restaurant: Today's special - regurgitated sand eels
Holy Pizza
House of Beans.
"Keep it open."
"I no longer have the intestinal fortitude for street food."
'You go ahead. I just don't feel like drinking this afternoon ...'
Bear in hotdog eating contest.
'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away...can it be a candy apple?"
'No dinner for me mum. I don't want to spoil my appetite for in between meal, snacks.'
Man eating a bad oyster
'His snacks and his meals are beginning to OVERLAP!'
"That was the last of the O-negative."
'Burberry cushioning, very nice.'
FOOD TENDED TO GO DIRECTLY TO EMILY'S EARS....
"I'm one of those vegetarians who eat meat."
One day Mike and a handful of other termites happened upon a turkey sandwich,,, after that it was pretty hard to go back to wood,
Salt flats - 100mi. Low sodium salt flats - 150mi.
"I ate here daily, until I found out it's his name."
Cuisine on a stick
"How's your Blackforest gateau Sir?"
Big Appetite Humorist Gifts Collection
Big Appetite Humorist Mugs
Need more appetite humor? Check out our collection of funny mugs that celebrate hearty laughs and even heartier appetites.
Big Appetite Humorist Pillows
Bring humor into their home with cozy, funny pillows that shout out their big appetite and good humor.
Big Appetite Humorist Prints
Decorate with wit! Our food and appetite-themed prints make a bold, humorous statement in any foodie’s space.
Big Appetite Humorist T-Shirts
Looking for wearable humor? Explore our fun t-shirts that comic-lift the love for food and big tastes.