Big Appetite Banter Gifts

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

All-Day Breakfast

"Pizza for one - and your extra large is on the way."

"I think Tia Carmen has found her dream pot."

"Chicken on a bend of spinach and onions?"

"So dude, how much ahve you saved up from your job?"

"We're out of empanadas!"

'Oh yeah, well, MY DADDY can scare ELEPHANTS!'

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

'You order the jumbo combo?'

Go large or go home!

Bear in hotdog eating contest.

'I tell you what: Mistress' lap was so much more comfortable before she started her diet...'

'One or the other, Mr Yomp, but not both, prayer breakfast OR power lunch!'

"Keep it open."

'Do you believe we return in another form when our time is through?'

"I was going to wake you up with oral sex this morning, but you looked like you could use the extra sleep."

Hot Lasagna Transport

"The All-Star Game is just a fun way to decide which league will host the San Francisco Giants' next championship romp.*"

'I've worked out, if you lose ten pounds a week, in two months you'll be gone completely.'

"I decided to limit myself to just one Easter egg this year."

Mothers. . . have no shame.

"Baldo, don't tell me that's what you're having for lunch."

'Care for anything else? Perhaps a breakfast menu?'

For twenty years Harold had been a devoted vegetarian, but then one day...

' Now there's a bad case of megabytes!'

Three square meals a day.

"Your egg is bad? Don't blame me, I only laid the table!"

"Do I smell eggs, pork chops, toasted bread and cafe con leche?"

'True, it is ten ninety five for all you can eat. But that does not include the thin woman inside you that's crying to get out.'

"Papi, more Hispanic kids than ever before now live in poverty."

"Baldo, we are not buying all of this!"