Big Appetite Banter Prints

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

All-Day Breakfast

"Pizza for one - and your extra large is on the way."

"I think Tia Carmen has found her dream pot."

"So dude, how much ahve you saved up from your job?"

"We're out of empanadas!"

'Oh yeah, well, MY DADDY can scare ELEPHANTS!'

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

"Chicken on a bend of spinach and onions?"

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

'You order the jumbo combo?'

Go large or go home!

Bear in hotdog eating contest.

'I tell you what: Mistress' lap was so much more comfortable before she started her diet...'

"Keep it open."

'One or the other, Mr Yomp, but not both, prayer breakfast OR power lunch!'

'Do you believe we return in another form when our time is through?'

Mothers. . . have no shame.

"I was going to wake you up with oral sex this morning, but you looked like you could use the extra sleep."

Hot Lasagna Transport

'I've worked out, if you lose ten pounds a week, in two months you'll be gone completely.'

"I decided to limit myself to just one Easter egg this year."

"The All-Star Game is just a fun way to decide which league will host the San Francisco Giants' next championship romp.*"

'Care for anything else? Perhaps a breakfast menu?'

"Baldo, don't tell me that's what you're having for lunch."

For twenty years Harold had been a devoted vegetarian, but then one day...

' Now there's a bad case of megabytes!'

Three square meals a day.

"Your egg is bad? Don't blame me, I only laid the table!"

I Ate New York.

"Do I smell eggs, pork chops, toasted bread and cafe con leche?"

'True, it is ten ninety five for all you can eat. But that does not include the thin woman inside you that's crying to get out.'

"Papi, more Hispanic kids than ever before now live in poverty."