Big Eater Prints

' Now there's a bad case of megabytes!'

'You order the jumbo combo?'

I Ate New York.

'Care for anything else? Perhaps a breakfast menu?'

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

"Do I smell eggs, pork chops, toasted bread and cafe con leche?"

Go large or go home!

All-Day Breakfast

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

Peas on Earth.

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

Well, O.K., so you found fast food, but what's the hurry?

"Pizza for one - and your extra large is on the way."

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

"I think Tia Carmen has found her dream pot."

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"We're out of empanadas!"

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

"So dude, how much ahve you saved up from your job?"

"No more ice cream cakes."

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

'Don't eat so fast.' 'I want to finish before I lose my appetite.'

"Anything to accompany a stale marriage?"

"Keep it open."

Hot Lasagna Transport

"Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist."

"So, that's twenty seven breakfast rolls, sixteen bacon sandwiches. . ."

Yes, I know it's only been three hours - I'm a fast faster!

Bsnsm's Lnch

"I don't understand my mom! She packed me two lunches like I'm the world's biggest eater!"