Big Eater Champion Prints

"I don't understand my mom! She packed me two lunches like I'm the world's biggest eater!"

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

All-Day Breakfast

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Peas on Earth.

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"Pizza for one - and your extra large is on the way."

Well, O.K., so you found fast food, but what's the hurry?

“Children hate me.”

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

I won! I finished my pizza first! Want to make it two out of three?

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

"So dude, how much ahve you saved up from your job?"

"We're out of empanadas!"

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

'You order the jumbo combo?'

Go large or go home!

'No, I'm not wearing high heels. I look taller because the minimum wage will increase and now I can stand taller.'

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those of humongous new cruise ships.

"I'll have the artist's lunch, if there is such."

Bear in hotdog eating contest.

State Fair. Fun. You won a ribbon in the eating contest? What for? Honorable munchin'!

"Order's up -- One grass-fed free-range peanut butter and jelly dinosaur sandwich."

A thanksgiving dinner in a boxing ring

"Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist."

"So, that's twenty seven breakfast rolls, sixteen bacon sandwiches. . ."

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

Hot Lasagna Transport

"If you kids must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup."

'Care for anything else? Perhaps a breakfast menu?'