Picky Eater Champion Prints

'Our kids always whine about what's for dinner, so we finally had a food court installed.'

“Children hate me.”

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"You don't like my cooking, do you?"

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

Clandestine Cuisine

"Juding by your expression, your mom made kale for dinner."

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"