Big Eaters Gifts

"Papi, more Hispanic kids than ever before now live in poverty."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

All-Day Breakfast

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

Peas on Earth.

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

"Pizza for one - and your extra large is on the way."

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

'You're talking three million, ballpark

"So dude, how much ahve you saved up from your job?"

"We're out of empanadas!"

"I think Tia Carmen has found her dream pot."

'You order the jumbo combo?'

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

Go large or go home!

"Keep it open."

Two sharks are following some 'carrot fish' - 'I don't care if they're good for my eyesight... I'm not eating a carrot fish!'

'I warned you to stop snarfing down the free samples!'

'Don't eat so fast.' 'I want to finish before I lose my appetite.'

Bear in hotdog eating contest.

"It's not a coupons. It's a printout from your health insurer warning you to cut back on the carbs."

Hot Lasagna Transport

"So, that's twenty seven breakfast rolls, sixteen bacon sandwiches. . ."

"Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist."

"I workout so I don't have to eat kale."

The buck stops here. However, ultimately it gets passed on to activist stockholders who want to run the show.

'Care for anything else? Perhaps a breakfast menu?'

"Baldo, don't tell me that's what you're having for lunch."