Edible Explorer Gifts

Tuscan Fare Of The Moment

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

*Not suitable for those with an allergy to consciousness expansion

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

La Table

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Like death by salad.'

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Our visit to the flan factory.

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

French wine

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Before/After

Sauce for the Goose

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Important Food Groups