Edible Adventurer Gifts

"Wild rice Krispy treat."

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Try to guess the continent dining...

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Before/After

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Garlic Free Zone.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Holiday Supplies

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

Tzatzikicicle

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'