Appetite Adventurer Mugs

'It's okay, I plan to hibernate for the rest of the winter.'

All You Can Eat - Pig Being Escorted Off The Premises.

Big Eater

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Garlic Free Zone.

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Holiday Supplies

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"I'm unable to process this image."

Platter confusion.

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"