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"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

"Judging by the noises your stomach is making, this app can suggest which restaurant to go to, and what and how much to order."

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"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

"Pizza for one - and your extra large is on the way."

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

"Leftovers"

"First, finish that genetically modified asparagus. Then you can have ice cream full of bovine growth hormone."

"We're out of empanadas!"

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Joe's Bar and Grill and Focus Group.

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

Food sign on the mountain.

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

"Is the hamburger innovative?"

'I've decided to narrate my own like in the third person today', he said - 'Oh, God. Not this again', she uttered plaintively. - 'Shut. Up.', she bellowed threatiningly at the fleeing man.

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

"I wouldn't usually say, 'she's always copying me' is grounds for divorce."

"And do you, Robert, mind if I smoke?"

'He just comes in to laugh at our menu.'

"When do your in-laws leave?"

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"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

'I was dating a weatherman, but he had this annoying habit of always talking up a storm.'

"I was studying the dog's behaviour and had an epiphany! The more affection I fake, the more benefit I get. It's life transforming..."

"I'm eating for two-for me and the me who is on a diet."