Menu Analyst T-Shirts

'Today's specials are based on information that we believe to be reliable, but are not intended to be, nor should be construed to be, a recommendation.'

"Is the hamburger innovative?"

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

Price and serving size: A guide.

'He just comes in to laugh at our menu.'

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

"What do I recommend? Get your coats and go to the restaurant across the road!"

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"Is the MSG local?"

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Men order. . . women shop.'

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

'Today's entrees are the Breast with Thyme, and the Wurst with Thyme.'

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

'Tonight's menu is bound in Moroccan leather, with a touch of Flemish calligraphy on hand made paper.'

"'Market Price' isn't about the food. It's what we think we can charge YOU."

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"Haven't you got anything that hasn't been regurgitated?"

Joe's Bar and Grill and Focus Group.

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."