Appetite Acrobat T-Shirts

Notice anything different? - 'You've been on a diet?' - 'No, I found it was easier to just hold in my stomach.' - 'What happens if you let go?' - 'Ahhh!' - 'I said 'if' you let go, pie-man.'

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

Fly Artist

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Devilled Eggs

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

"Pizza for one - and your extra large is on the way."

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"Leftovers"

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

"We're out of empanadas!"

'Hors-D'oeuvre, Madam?'

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

Kitchen - Sign reads 'Out of Hors D'Oeuvres.'

The four major food groups.

The Jugglers - Gladstone and Liberals

Food sign on the mountain.

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

The great zucchinis

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

'This new gymnastics coach kind of gives me the creeps.'

A tightrope walker balances while holding hearts.

"Oh, no! I typed up all my New Year's Resolutions without saving copies, only to drop them in the shredder by accident! Now I'll never remember them! How clumsy of me! Oh, well!"

"Whenever someone scoffs at dreaming the impossible dream, I tell them to think of Bloomingdale's –the way it was long, long ago, and the way it is now."

'It's nice to have appetizers before dinner.'

"I'm eating for two-for me and the me who is on a diet."

Home/work masks.

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

"Judging by the noises your stomach is making, this app can suggest which restaurant to go to, and what and how much to order."

"Are you O.K.? You're barely paying attention to your book, phone, show, laptop, and the crossword you started ten minutes ago."

Keep the safety net in this crazy circus we call life.

Hungry Creature

All You Can Eat - Pig Being Escorted Off The Premises.