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"Your less-hungry-than-thou thing is very annoying."

"We're out of empanadas!"

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"We have an acronym!"

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Jarvis Cocker

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

Thermidor Dali

Cheese Pile

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

Devilled Eggs

'Hors-D'oeuvre, Madam?'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'You know, I'm appreciating having long arms more and more as I get older,,,'

'That's not funny, Fred.'

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

Kitchen - Sign reads 'Out of Hors D'Oeuvres.'

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

The four major food groups.

Food sign on the mountain.

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

'Do you think he knows we're carrying beef sandwiches?'

"Let's see . . . I detect beef . . . peas . . . and a subtle hint of sweet potato!"

Flinging Poo.

'I can take your full-bottle order - he only handles splits.'