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"Your less-hungry-than-thou thing is very annoying."

"We're out of empanadas!"

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"We have an acronym!"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

Cheese Pile

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Thermidor Dali

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

Devilled Eggs

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

'Hors-D'oeuvre, Madam?'

Kitchen - Sign reads 'Out of Hors D'Oeuvres.'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

'That's not funny, Fred.'

'You know, I'm appreciating having long arms more and more as I get older,,,'

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

The four major food groups.

Food sign on the mountain.

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

'Do you think he knows we're carrying beef sandwiches?'

"Let's see . . . I detect beef . . . peas . . . and a subtle hint of sweet potato!"

Flinging Poo.

"YOL 9Lives."

'I can take your full-bottle order - he only handles splits.'

Bear in hotdog eating contest.